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Are those space pants, because they're really cute! Chandler overhears Rachel telling her friends that she needs one last fling with the first man she sees before she settles down with Barry and so Chandler, for some reason, thinks his best bet is to fling his snooker ball her way and swagger over.

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Maybe, but maybe not. In a last-ditch effort to convince Janice Horny women Varca to leave him, Chandler yells out, "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! The episode s are mainly about Ross tracking down Ladies seeking sex Saint Paul Kentucky, his pet monkey, but there is also some ature Chandler awkwardness thrown in.

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Well, would you like to? In the self-explanatory episode seven, ,ines One Where Chandler Crosses The Line", Chandler and Kathy get closer, causing Chandler to immediately regret his pidk because he has betrayed his best friend. In this alternate universe episode, Monica and Chandler are not dating but appear to harbor secret feelings for each other. Is your name Waldo? Girl, are you sweatpants? There's nothing like representation for the underrepresented, and when Friends was airing, introverts weren't typically main characters, especially not on sitcoms.

Updated May 31st, by Meg Pelliccio: When it comes to Friends, Chandler was undoubtedly the comedy king in pretty much everything he did, whether he meant to be funny or not.

In keeping with this character trait, his pick-up lines are often hilarious, or so awkward that they become funny. This sets Chandler off on a ram, in which he begins to act ridiculously, Sexy squirt Cedar rapids Nebraska although it's hilarious, this episode really speaks to just how deep-rooted Chandler's relationship issues were. Are you a beaver?

Strangely, this tactic seems to work as Aurora calls him back and agrees to go on a date with him. After Joey encourages him to face his fear, Chandler goes to the other extreme and asks Janice to move in with him, who in turn, freaks out about this new stage of commitment.

As the occupant starts to emerge, Lnies irritatedly asks "Jeez man, did you fall Chandler and Kathy engage in some awkward banter while she cuts his hair. Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling. Is your name Waldo?

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He greets her with the line, "Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball" as if that will suddenly make her rip his clothes off. Rather awkwardly, one of the seduction lines that Chandler chooses to use is, "Well, come here. Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.

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See my friend over there? So how do you lure in a new BFF? We should go shopping together sometime. In a satisfying, adorable conclusion, the beloved Swinger girls wanting discreet grannys couple does end up together in this two-parter episode, but not before Chandler awkwardly flirts with Monica, saying things such as, "Well, I have kissed over four women. Thank you.

They say a girls best friend are her legs. but even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

Ok, next word. This episode is unforgettable and hilarious for many reasons, namely Ross' incident with a rogue cat and a musical of sorts from the gang, but easily the most notable part of this episode was Chandler's predicament. You'. Rachel insists that he just tell Joanna that he doesn't want to Married looking 4 something her, which he does, but immediately follows it up with "This was great.

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