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Do you wanna watch me touch my elf? If you show me peace on earth, I will show you good will toward men. And it's not just Christmas--we've got Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's and. Excuse me, can you show me where the mistletoe is? If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? So the weather may be rather nippy, but you're looking to make your love life spicy.

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Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? Your friend is looking fine tonight. If you show me peace on earth, I will show you good kines toward men.

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I feel we should get together before Christmas, because it will be impossible spelling love with No-el. I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap you around me to stay warm? Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang? Just like a fruitcake during the holidays.

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Do you want your wreath frosted? Are you tinsel? Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?